If you live in Utah or close by, or know someone that lives in Utah, you will get these comments. They are actually very funny and very very true ! ! ! har har har

-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in Utah.
-If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
-f you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
-If ‘vacation’ means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
-If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
-If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
-If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
-If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
-If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during araging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
-If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
-If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph — you’re going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
-f you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
-If you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’ you live in Utah.
-If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when….

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7.. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF

My little Penguins will follow your curser around, they are so cute! They would fit right in here today as it is freezing !

A little story I stole from Tammy, it is So funny ! ! Thanks, Tammy, you made my day and made me smile, thanks for being such a great blogger friend. XO

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and when a very irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open, there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa! Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Nice Number, eh? heh heh heh. Anyways! I took this ‘test’ and found out I was more pure than I thought:

You Are 69% Pure

You’re pretty pure, and you have no plans on changing that. You do have a devilish side though… and it will probably get the better of you.

Thanks goodness it is Friday. I a SO very ready for the weekend. I hope to pick up the Jeepster today too. Plus, it is supposed to snow, yeah ! ! ! Here are a few pics to bring a smile to our faces

‘I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up….’



‘How to tell when its time to make your kids sleep in their own bed….’



‘Par-tay, Par-tay, Par-tay!’

Oh My Gosh, I have been craving Pizza. I love Pizza, Burgers and Steak; my three fav’s of all time, I could live on those three things alone. So since I wont be eating any Pizza in the near future, I can at least dream.

Everything Pizza

Diverse and adaptable You enjoy the full buffet of life It’s hard to you play favorites with friends… or flavors There’s very little that you dislike!